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Adriana Lima Is Married

2009-02-26T08:10:00.001-08:00

Obviously, no one else in the world was trying hard enough up until Valentine’s Day to steal the engaged Adriana Lima from the grasps of her boy toy. Why may you ask? Because she’s officially announced she’s been married.

“We are so excited about our future together,” sas Lima. “And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all of our friends and family.”

The pair, who want their next wedding celebration in Brazil or Jaric’s native Serbia, met in 206 and were engaged last June on Lima’s 27th birthday.

And once again, another one bites the dust. We shouldn’t worry too much though, there are bound to be a ton of other Victoria Secret Angels we can all chase after.

Adriana Lima Oon Cover of DT Magazine

2009-02-26T08:07:00.000-08:00

Does your week already need an extra helping of hot super models? Well look no further than the pages that bind DT magazine. Nothing like the slender figures of women such as Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Caroline Trentini, Cintia Dicker, Isabeli Fontana, Michelle Alves and Raica Oliveira to make a body feel good. Thanks to the photographer for making a cunch of excellent shots and the airbrusher for hiding any loose ribs.

Victoria Secret Angels Gone Wild 2008

2009-02-26T08:04:00.000-08:00

Yea, sory for getting your hopes up, but this “Gone Wild” issue of GQ does not feature the Victoria Secret Angels showering and rubbing themselves down or lezzing it up with each other. It doesn’t feature Marisa Miller saying “It’s my first tiiiiime!”, or Izabel Goulart flashing her breasts at the camera while completely wasted. This has to be false advertising.

Adriana only Brings The Girls out

2009-02-26T08:00:00.000-08:00

I guess all the guys are still pissed that Adriana Lima is now engaged because there was barely any of them at one of her autograph signings. I’m guessing it took place during the day when the men go to work and the women go to the mall and waste the mens’ money. You know, what else do women do during the day? Sew? Cook? Lesbian Pillow Parties? I’m going to go with all of the above.

Adriana Lima Rubs It

2009-02-26T07:57:00.000-08:00

Marco Jaric must have spent his whole paycheck buying Adriana Lima her ring because let’s face it, he’s not that good a basketball player. The reason? He’s a 6′5 white dude. Basically his whole career will be overshadowed by the fact that he landed the most desired woman on the planet. Good work Jaric.

Adriana Lima Is Amused

2009-02-26T07:55:00.000-08:00

Adriana Lima is on top of the world right now. She’s one of the sexiest women on the planet, she’s engaged to a mediocre NBA player, and it looks like she’s just heard the world’s funniest joke. It has to be the best joke ever because it’s turned her into a rabid chipmunk. Or a giggling asian woman. I can’t tell. Pick whichever one is less offensive and run with it.

Adriana Lima Is Packing on Pounds

2009-02-26T07:53:00.000-08:00

Now before you start bitching that I am insane to even mention the words “fat” and “Adriana Lima” in the same sentence, take a few things into account. First, Adriana’s mom is a heffer so it’s in her blood. Second, Brazilian women either stay really hot forever or go downhill fast once they hit 30 (I base this on a study I did when I looked through a Brazilian Magazine for 15 minutes. It was a very thorough study). And Finally, I don’t care what you think so shut it. Adriana Lima does look like she’s put on a few. Nothing to go crazy about but I just like to point these things out. C’man, looking at her face you can kind of catch a hint of a double chin.

Adriana Lima in 2005

2009-02-26T07:51:00.000-08:00

When there is nothing going on, what better way to waste an afternoon than looking at 3 year old pictures of Adriana Lima? I mean it was either this or news about Lindsay Lohan wearing a brown wig. Wigs are really hard to joke about, unless it’s a wig on a midget…but then again anything on a midget is hilarious.

Victoria’s Secret Angels Are Amazing

2009-02-26T07:49:00.000-08:00

Victoria’s Secret has hands down the best marketing team on the planet. At some point, whoever was responsible for thinking up the “Victoria Secret Angels” is a god damn genius and the fact that they have some of the hottest girls on the planet as their angels was even smarter. Now the question of the century is… which Victoria Secret Angel is the sexiest?

Adriana Lima is Still Off

2009-02-26T07:46:00.000-08:00

Here are pictures of Adriana Lima going through LA International Airport security. If she were her old self, you know the Adriana Lima we all fell in love with (this one, this one, or this one), she would have been ushered from the airplane into the magical teleportation device that teleports sexy celebrities to their destination. However, in this on and off lust filled, one-way relationship, it has mostly been off and these photos are the proof.

Adriana Lima at Victoria Secret Beauty Candy Store

2009-02-23T23:50:00.000-08:00

Adriana Lima was spotted at the launch of the Victoria Secret Beauty Candy store in New York and looked less than stellar. I am currently going through a love-hate relationship with Adriana Lima. One minute she’s easily a 10, another minute, she’s barely pushing a 7, which makes me wonder how much photo retouching actually goes into a photo shoot.

Anyway, being from New York, I planned on attending the launch of the Victoria Secret Beauty Candy store to hopefully receive some free underwear made of candy and mannequins coated in chocolate, but to my dismay, it really isn’t a candy store. These bastards are calling makeup candy. Damn them.

Anyway, enjoy these pale, unexciting Adriana Lima pictures and see if you think differently about them.

Adriana Lima at Spiderman 3 Premiere in New York

2009-02-23T23:47:00.000-08:00

My recent love-hate relationship with Adriana Lima has been quite the roller coaster ride. However, I’m beginning to discover that I just don’t like Adriana Lima candid pictures. She acts too silly.

Adriana Lima is a model and her main purpose is not to smile or act goofy. She needs to act sexy. Sexy I said! Put away her make-shift table cloth and throw the girl a pair of underwear and a can of whip-cream. Perfect!

Adriana Lima Nipple Slip

2009-02-23T23:44:00.000-08:00

Hell has frozen over. I want you all to take a pencil and a piece of paper and mark off today as the one and ONLY day I will ever admit to being wrong about judging a woman on her most important features, her looks. Adriana Lima is still the hottest girl ever.

Despite having called Adriana Lima a furry little animal and an absolute mess who will soon be living in Alessandra Ambrosio’s shadow, I have decided to completely retract my statement. In this Emporio Armani White campaign, I have no idea what or who Adriana is selling, but if it was her tight little body in sexy white underwear, I’m sold.

By the way, I didn’t even notice the shirtless male celebrity in these pictures because I was busy concentrating on Adriana Lima’s nipples.

Adriana Lima is a furry little fat

2009-02-23T23:40:00.000-08:00

After nearly a year of praising Adriana Lima, seeing these latest pictures of her at the “Perfect Stranger” premiere, are completely shocking. I use to dream about seeing Adriana Lima naked, but, look at her, she looks like a chipmunk.

Those teeth, they’re so scary. She looks as if she’s gonna bite the shit out of me and I can’t stop her. Before you inspect these less than sexy photos, lets take a minute to honor what she “use” to look like.

Without further ado, witness the new, and definitely not improved, Adriana Lima.

Adriana Lima HOT Pictures

2009-02-23T19:02:00.000-08:00

Adriana Lima Victoria Secret Pictures

Adriana Lima in a Victoria Secret photo shoot is the key to starting off every day. I promise.And, if for some reason you don’t believe me, which you should, these pictures should be enough proof. Then again, if these Adriana Lilma lingerie pictures aren’t enough proof then you’re helpless. But come on. Look at how smart Adriana Lima is in these pics!
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Adriana Lima - Sexy Photos

2009-02-23T18:56:00.000-08:00

Adriana Lima, in this sexy celebrity picture set, is doing what she does best. Showing off. And, I’m sure you love it - you can tell all your friends Adriana Lima just eye-fucked the shit out of you and you wouldn’t even be telling a lie.

Adriana Lima in a Hotel

2009-02-23T18:53:00.000-08:00

Would you agree that Adriana Lima does not do enough photo shoots? She is by far one of my favorite models, but, unfortunately, she never comes out with new studio pics or candids. The last candids I saw of her were when she was spotted in a red bikini on the beach - this was like 2 months ago. If anyone has any links to some good Adriana Lima pictures, comment me with some links!

Adriana Lima Fashion Photo Gallery: Completely Amazing

2009-02-23T18:47:00.000-08:00

Although Women’s Fashion is exploding all over the place, I will personally never understand it. Or at least, I will never understand why having your hair look as if you have been electrocuted several thousand times is fashionable, but who am I to complain when the model is Adriana Lima? In this Versace shoot, Adriana looks as she always does, phenomenal. So, do yourself a favor, and check out these amazing Adriana Lima photos in this hot Adriana Lima gallery.

Full Adriana Lima Picture Gallery

2009-02-23T18:41:00.000-08:00

Here is Adriana Lima backstage at World Fashion TV. I’m not a big fan of fashion as I’ve stated several times before, but do I really need any excuses to post Adriana Lima picture galleries? Absolutely not. Check these out:

Adriana Lima unknown photoshoot, but does it really matter when she looks like this?

Adriana Lima promoting Victoria Secret fragrance, “So in Love.”

Adriana Lima In Lingerie

2009-02-23T18:35:00.000-08:00

Adriana Lima, to this day, is still my favorite model. This is a shameless picture post so I can simply admire her breasts intelligence. And now that you have seen these sexy Adriana Lima lingerie pictures, would you agree that she is extremely intelligent?

If you don’t agree, you obviously don’t judge intelligence the correct way so let me just give you a quick checklist. Adriana Lima breasts? Check. Adriana Lima ass? Check. Adriana Lima practically naked? Check. We have Einstein on our hands here.

Adriana Lima still on my computer

2009-02-23T18:33:00.000-08:00

Adriana Lima, in an expected turn of events, still looks hot. The amount of photos I have collected of her is astronomical. At the rate I am stalking her on the internet, I’m going to have to buy an external harddrive just for Adriana Lima photos and videos. However, you should stop wasting your time with what I have to say and just stare at her already.

Adriana Lima in Maybelline Commercial Pictures

2009-02-23T18:29:00.000-08:00

Adriana Lima has the prettiest eyes. However, what she is wearing is absolutely ridiculous. I didn’t even know these two colors matched. It looks like she raided the clothing bin at the church parking lot. She looked much better in an earlier filming of the Maybelline commercial, ut regardless… look at those eyes. They make me feel like I can jump through the computer screen and touch them. However, all that really happened was breaking my monitor.

Adriana Lima Is Sexy

2009-02-23T18:25:00.000-08:00

Adriana Lima has been caught filming a new Maybelline commercial and ofcourse, to our pleasure, she looks absolutely sexy. I could stare at her all day and feel as if I accomplished something other than using seventy five Kleenex tissues. What it is, I am unsure of, but I suggest everyone gives it a try. Male and Female alike. She is just worth stalking.

Adriana Lima Is Alluring

2009-02-23T18:23:00.000-08:00

This is what I look like when I do the chicken dance.

The Cal Backstage is a book written by Pirelli. This “coffee-table” book looks at the behind the scenes making of the infamous calendar, The Pirelli Calendar. On Thursday, the Gugenheim was filled with supermodels such as Adriana Lima, Marija Vujovic, Jeisa Chiminazzo, Liya Kebede, Michelle Alves, and Hilary Rhoda.

I haven’t read this new book, but I don’t really understand how the behind the scenes making of a calendar can be all that interesting. “So, we woke up today, we decided to take a picture for December, but January wanted the December spot. They had a huge brawl. January was hospitalized for severe lacerations to the face and can no longer be January.”

Here are some pictures of Adriana Lima at the launch of “The Cal Backstage.”

Victoria Secret: What is Sexy ?

2009-02-23T18:20:00.000-08:00

We can’t even read this, but does it even matter?

Victoria Secret launches their first ever “What is Sexy” list. Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Izabel Goulart appeared to promote the list in Los Angeles, California. I was going to write some long winded response, but my feelings are summarized in one word, “Momma.”

Here are some pictures from their promotion

Abigail Clancy Lingerie Hot Pictures

2009-02-23T18:16:00.000-08:00

After posting several pictures of Abigail Clancy, I am beginning to wonder why she never makes the gossip rags for celebrity scandals. Is it really possible to have a beautiful young model that turns her back on the party world?

Abigail Clancy Half-Naked

2009-02-22T08:57:00.000-08:00

After a long and miserable day of dealing with the fact my car was broken into, I decided to post these sexy Abigail Clancy pictures because there is nothing better to cure a shitty day other than naked pictures, or in this case, half-naked pictures.

Abigail Clancy Naked (5 pics)

2009-02-22T08:54:00.000-08:00

Abigail Clancy, the America’s Next Top Model hot girl, has been causing quite a stir on the entire internet and by stir I mean, I found two different sets of bikini pictures I regularly find myself staring at instead of doing work. However, Abigail Clancy naked in Arena magazine has now become my favorite. Unfortunately, as per usual, Arena has the models covering up anything worth looking at, but, they are still sexy pictures.

America’s Next Top Internet Download: Abigail Clancy

2009-02-22T08:51:00.000-08:00

Can you believe that Abigail Clancy was kicked off America’s Next Top Model? The judges are either blind or hate hot girls. In these bikini pictures, Abigail is definitely the sexiest woman in the world. Although, I hate the color green and think she should ditch her bikini. Yea, you caught me… I just want to see Abigail Clancy naked.

Anyway, if these perfect green bikini pictures are not enough, check out the previous Abigail Clancy pictures I posted.

Abigail Clancy - Bikini Pictures

2009-02-22T08:47:00.000-08:00

Abigail Clancy is better known for her attempt at becoming America’s Next Top Model, but she was removed. After looking at these bikini pictures, I have decided that America’s Next Top model is great show - how could they remove this girl? What am I missing?

The fact that Abigail wasn’t good enough to win really suggests the women on this reality tv show are sexier than I originally thought. However, look at her in the above pictured white bikini. Is it even possible?