Adriana Lima Is Married

Obviously, no one else in the world was trying hard enough up until Valentine’s Day to steal the engaged Adriana Lima from the grasps of her boy toy. Why may you ask? Because she’s officially announced she’s been married.

“We are so excited about our future together,” sas Lima. “And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all of our friends and family.”

The pair, who want their next wedding celebration in Brazil or Jaric’s native Serbia, met in 206 and were engaged last June on Lima’s 27th birthday.

And once again, another one bites the dust. We shouldn’t worry too much though, there are bound to be a ton of other Victoria Secret Angels we can all chase after.

Adriana Lima Oon Cover of DT Magazine

Does your week already need an extra helping of hot super models? Well look no further than the pages that bind DT magazine. Nothing like the slender figures of women such as Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Caroline Trentini, Cintia Dicker, Isabeli Fontana, Michelle Alves and Raica Oliveira to make a body feel good. Thanks to the photographer for making a cunch of excellent shots and the airbrusher for hiding any loose ribs.

Victoria Secret Angels Gone Wild 2008

Yea, sory for getting your hopes up, but this “Gone Wild” issue of GQ does not feature the Victoria Secret Angels showering and rubbing themselves down or lezzing it up with each other. It doesn’t feature Marisa Miller saying “It’s my first tiiiiime!”, or Izabel Goulart flashing her breasts at the camera while completely wasted. This has to be false advertising.

Adriana only Brings The Girls out

I guess all the guys are still pissed that Adriana Lima is now engaged because there was barely any of them at one of her autograph signings. I’m guessing it took place during the day when the men go to work and the women go to the mall and waste the mens’ money. You know, what else do women do during the day? Sew? Cook? Lesbian Pillow Parties? I’m going to go with all of the above.