Adriana Lima is on top of the world right now. She’s one of the sexiest women on the planet, she’s engaged to a mediocre NBA player, and it looks like she’s just heard the world’s funniest joke. It has to be the best joke ever because it’s turned her into a rabid chipmunk. Or a giggling asian woman. I can’t tell. Pick whichever one is less offensive and run with it.
Now before you start bitching that I am insane to even mention the words “fat” and “Adriana Lima” in the same sentence, take a few things into account. First, Adriana’s mom is a heffer so it’s in her blood. Second, Brazilian women either stay really hot forever or go downhill fast once they hit 30 (I base this on a study I did when I looked through a Brazilian Magazine for 15 minutes. It was a very thorough study). And Finally, I don’t care what you think so shut it. Adriana Lima does look like she’s put on a few. Nothing to go crazy about but I just like to point these things out. C’man, looking at her face you can kind of catch a hint of a double chin.
When there is nothing going on, what better way to waste an afternoon than looking at 3 year old pictures of Adriana Lima? I mean it was either this or news about Lindsay Lohan wearing a brown wig. Wigs are really hard to joke about, unless it’s a wig on a midget…but then again anything on a midget is hilarious.
Victoria’s Secret has hands down the best marketing team on the planet. At some point, whoever was responsible for thinking up the “Victoria Secret Angels” is a god damn genius and the fact that they have some of the hottest girls on the planet as their angels was even smarter. Now the question of the century is… which Victoria Secret Angel is the sexiest?
