Here are pictures of Adriana Lima going through LA International Airport security. If she were her old self, you know the Adriana Lima we all fell in love with (this one, this one, or this one), she would have been ushered from the airplane into the magical teleportation device that teleports sexy celebrities to their destination. However, in this on and off lust filled, one-way relationship, it has mostly been off and these photos are the proof.
Adriana Lima was spotted at the launch of the Victoria Secret Beauty Candy store in New York and looked less than stellar. I am currently going through a love-hate relationship with Adriana Lima. One minute she’s easily a 10, another minute, she’s barely pushing a 7, which makes me wonder how much photo retouching actually goes into a photo shoot.
Anyway, being from New York, I planned on attending the launch of the Victoria Secret Beauty Candy store to hopefully receive some free underwear made of candy and mannequins coated in chocolate, but to my dismay, it really isn’t a candy store. These bastards are calling makeup candy. Damn them.
Anyway, enjoy these pale, unexciting Adriana Lima pictures and see if you think differently about them.
My recent love-hate relationship with Adriana Lima has been quite the roller coaster ride. However, I’m beginning to discover that I just don’t like Adriana Lima candid pictures. She acts too silly.
Adriana Lima is a model and her main purpose is not to smile or act goofy. She needs to act sexy. Sexy I said! Put away her make-shift table cloth and throw the girl a pair of underwear and a can of whip-cream. Perfect!
Hell has frozen over. I want you all to take a pencil and a piece of paper and mark off today as the one and ONLY day I will ever admit to being wrong about judging a woman on her most important features, her looks. Adriana Lima is still the hottest girl ever.
Despite having called Adriana Lima a furry little animal and an absolute mess who will soon be living in Alessandra Ambrosio’s shadow, I have decided to completely retract my statement. In this Emporio Armani White campaign, I have no idea what or who Adriana is selling, but if it was her tight little body in sexy white underwear, I’m sold.
By the way, I didn’t even notice the shirtless male celebrity in these pictures because I was busy concentrating on Adriana Lima’s nipples.
